My First Date with Mr. JoyLume

Before reading you might want to read about my first impressions of the Venus from JoyLume in “Hello Mr. JoyLume!”

Hi all!

As the eager child I sometimes am, I was really looking forward to my date with the Venus from JoyLume. I did the usual things before a date: showering, shaving, choosing clothes, making sure my husband knew what I was up to, etc., etc. 😉

Since the Venus has this feeling of luxury, I wanted to go all the way with that theme. So I put on my most luxurious underwear, lit that scented candle I paid way too much money for, pulled out my softest satin blanket, said “How you doin’?” to the Bluetooth speaker, and then asked Mr. JoyLume (Venus) to join me in bed.

At first, I couldn’t do much more than just touch it and feel it with my fingers. The texture is so real, yet so different at the same time. I always love to smell the toys since scents are very important to me, and this one definitely passes the test. No foul plastic smells or scents of poison (you women know what I am talking about).

The sensation when I slowly touched the skin of my upper body with the Venus was very close to something my husband likes to do with me when he is really spoiling me.

The big moment arrived and I turned it on.

As I wrote in my previous entry, the shaft is basically dancing a sexy samba. To increase that mood, I changed the music to some soft Latin vibes and my fantasies flew away with me to somewhere with warm sun, hot bodies and lots of sensual movements.

The tingling sensation and anticipation made me shiver as I slowly moved the samba-dancing love shaft (maybe a name for a future toy? 😉 ) gently over my stomach and down towards my panties.

The weatherman would have said there was a big humidity warning locally if he had been present. Honestly, the anticipation and the movement basically started something that could best be described as Niagara Falls…

Normally, I am a person who likes to tease myself. I do love taking things slowly and building up so many emotions and sensations that there is eventually nothing left to do but capitulate to the waves of pleasure rolling in.

This time, however, I was just too eager to start feeling. Afterwards, I understood that the reason for this was the movement of the shaft. It really gets me going.

After eagerly (and not so gracefully) managing to take off my panties, I had no choice but to let Mr. Samba explore my outer regions and OMG, that was some exploring.

The “wobbly” and “giggly” married in a perfect combination and the weatherman raised the humidity warning to a full-on hurricane warning.

And please, dear reader, note that I hadn’t even turned on the second tongue vibrator yet…

Since I was making a review of the Venus, I had to calm down a bit. So I decided, basically against my will, to turn off Mr. Samba and instead engage in a conversation with Mr. Tongue.

To be honest with you, I have never been a huge fan of clitoral stimulators that try to mimic a tongue because my demanding raspberry loves vibrations.

AND GUESS WHAT!!

Venus is not only a tongue. It is a vibrating tongue…

So, “Hello again” to the hurricane-warning weatherman because Mr. Samba’s friend, Mr. Tongue, really knows his job.

Once again, I was more or less lost in my sensations and decided not to focus so much on the details and instead go all the way with the Venus as intended.

So, eager as a turtle on the beach, I took the final steps and let Mr. Samba and Mr. Tongue dance together with me and give me what I wanted.

When Mr. Samba joined the dance, it was like I was transported to that beach I had imagined earlier. My last thought before I lost most of my senses was that now the weatherman was screaming:

“TSUNAMI!!!”

As the prudent and polite girl that I am, I will not give away too many details about what happened next. But if I could describe it all with one word, it would be:

“EARTHQUAKE.”

I think most of my neighbors heard noises that you don’t want your neighbors to hear, and my husband, who was working in the office at the other end of the apartment, came running. 😉

Summary

I will definitely go on several more dates with the Venus from JoyLume. It is a toy that suits me in many ways.

The only improvement I feel could be made in future models is the power of the tongue vibrations. As I said earlier, my raspberry is very demanding and requires a bit of a rough touch.

However, the movement of the shaft makes up for it, and it really gave me everything I was anticipating and a bit more.

Based on that, the Venus gets 4 out of 5 kisses for overall performance. 💋💋💋💋